Readers probably know that Robin and Barbara Cooper are leading the advanced party and left the UK on 23 June to cycle the 1,500 miles in three weeks. They’ll be meeting the full group in Lucerne. Here’s the tale from day four on the bikes…
After 285 miles, max speed 40mph, temp 40 degrees every day, 12500 feet of climbing and thankfully no punctures and one crash we’re having our last Greek salad on the waterfront at Igoumenitsa awaiting the 8pm sailing for Italy. Random tune of today is A Mash-Up as young dudes call it of The Only Way is Up and I’ve Got The Power which Barbara says she hasn’t.
 It’s been like a David Attenborough ecological disaster movie in terms of road kill. Red squirrels, sheep, goats, stoats, feral cats, dogs, what I’m sure was a black bear ( we had admittedly gone into the mountains by mistake then) lots of adders, a black snake I think was a black mamba and a coloured one I think was a boa constrictor. I know my reptiles I’ve worked with some in the past.
 We’ve concluded there is a vacancy for a health and safety officer over here. Our prizes go to the bloke on a moped holding an 8 foot aluminium ladder, the guy with three other mates on one moped with no crash helmets, the 6 foot pole ( not a person from Poland fortunately) protruding from the back of a car without any warning and the lorry piled high with hay held on with one bit of cord. On almost 300 miles we’ve seen countless abandoned road schemes which have all run out of money but today we saw one guy building a road by himself with a rake and half a mile on another 6 guys – no high viz, no helmets and no warning of the bulldozer reversing into the roadway in front of us. As for vehicle indicators we guess you fail the driving test if you use them because people just career off the road when they feel like it, open car doors and pull out from side roads. In all our journey we’ve met not one, NOT ONE cyclist. I think the Greeks know it’s only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. And Barbara. R and B xx
Attached yet again Barbara gets off her bike to charm the melon man showing off her Will.I.Am cycle glasses. Robin awaits the ferry and a stork seen on the way.